Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 11, 2009

Cat Blogging

It has been fun.

Since Operation Shavedown. George has been treating me to the Turds of Disapproval. I've not stepped in any, but that's not been for his lack of trying.

Gracie had a bit of an upset stomach. She barfed up a too-small hairball and her dinner last night, then followed that up with another barf at 5AM. She wasn't very interested in breakfast, but she did eat dinner.

She also was not happy because she was subjected to the Unholy Torment of the Ass Shampoo.

At least there has been no drama from Jake. He's about as easy-going as they come, as long as it doesn't involve riding in a cat carrier. He can yowl, at varying levels of volume, every four to five seconds for three hours.

It'll be an early night for me. And yes, I love them all.
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2 comments:

lisahgolden said...

It's because we love them, right? Just this morning I cleaned up hairball barf and more poop out of the box.

Ass shampoo!!!!!!

5/12/2009 11:51 AM
Karen Zipdrive said...

Last summer I got some electric clippers and gave Nick, my Maine Coon, a nice lil' haircut.
He hid under the couch for a week, then he made himself sick and I had to take him to the vet and put him on medication.
No more kitty hairdressing at Chez Zipdrive.
As for the puke and crap, it never ends. And they never do it in the kitchen or bathroom- it's always on the Oriental rugs or wherever I walk the most.

5/13/2009 2:33 AM

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