Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Expect Glenn Beck to Have a Meltdown About This Book

"Confessions of an Alien Hunter"

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Apropos of nothing whatsoever, here is John Oliver's defense of the use of moats for home defense:

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1 comment:

Sarah said...

Glenn Beck? Why? I'd expect Lou Dobbs's head to esplode first. He'd of course parse the book title as "Confessions of an Alien ... Hunter" and envision armed foreigners killing our game.

But really. SETI is cool. I hope to read the "first contact" headline, and have expert celebrity commentary from Jodie Foster.