Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 15, 2009

When Duty Calls

You have to go, even if you're not properly attired.


"I swear Omar, there was some American guy wearing shower shoes and pink boxers and he was shooting at us."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

G-Veg recalls a sprint to General Quarters in nothing but a helmet and a towel...

Comrade Misfit said...

*I* never did, but I recall seeing the Weapons Officer once at a GQ in skivvies, boondockers and a helmet. After seeing that, I always had a uniform laid out so I could at least jump into the trousers and run with my shirt in hand.

deadstick said...

That might tend to increase the frequency of GQ drills...