Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 4, 2009

Willard M. Romney: Wrong Again

Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney compared the GOP to Americans fighting the British during the Revolutionary War. "We are the party of the revolutionaries, they [Democrats] are the party of the monarchists," he told the overwhelmingly Republican crowd, saying the Republicans needed to "once again lead the American Revolution."
Bzzzt! Wrong!

The Republican Party stood for turning the presidency into a position held by an elected tyrant. Many of the things that the GOP and the Bush Administration stood for were identical to those things which caused the Colonials to take up arms against the British. You need only run through the list of grievances contained in the Declaration of Independence to see that.

The Republican Party is the party of an unchecked and unhindered Executive, which is what the Colonials fought against. Mittens is trying to re-write history; do not let him get away with it.

Oh, and to you tea-baggers, note that when it came to taxation, this was the grievance that the Continental Congress cited:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent
You might want to tattoo that on the inside of Michele Bachmann's eyelids.

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

i think there are pictures of naked rush limbaugh inside the eyelids of bachmann