Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 29, 2009

"Bing"??

Not Bing Crosby. Not the Bada Bing Strip Club. No, "Bing" is the name that Microsoft, the computer equivalent of the Forces of Darkness, has chosen for its new search engine.

What is amusing is that Microsoft is touting its new search engine as being "user friendly." Yeah, that's a real hoot. "Microsoft" and "user friendly" go together about as well as chocolate milk and cyanide.
Posted by on or about 07:00

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Poor old uSoft never gets any respect. Their problem is their steaming pile of software known as an "operating system". In programming, like many other things, it is sometimes best to just start over with a clean sheet of paper.

Yes, I use a Mc. But I'm not preachy about it.

Choc milk & cyanide? Mmmmm, that almondy taste. I always think of that when I mistakenly sip hazelnut poisoned coffee.

5/29/2009 9:34 AM
Marc said...

"Bing" from MSFT sounds like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCITMfxvEc

5/29/2009 9:59 PM

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