Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

No Honorary Degree For You

President Obama gave the commencement speech at Arizona State University, which declined to give him an honorary degree. Their standards are just too high, it seems.

Jason Jones took a look at the controversy:

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1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I just love how the president transcended the honorary degree slight and forged ahead with a sensational, inspirational address.
Best of all, he delivered it in McCain's back yard, thereby sticking it right in the old fart's face.
You think the University of Illinois will be inviting McCain to deliver their commencement address? Ho, Ho, Ho!

5/14/2009 9:34 AM

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