Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

No Honorary Degree For You

President Obama gave the commencement speech at Arizona State University, which declined to give him an honorary degree. Their standards are just too high, it seems.

Jason Jones took a look at the controversy:

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1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I just love how the president transcended the honorary degree slight and forged ahead with a sensational, inspirational address.
Best of all, he delivered it in McCain's back yard, thereby sticking it right in the old fart's face.
You think the University of Illinois will be inviting McCain to deliver their commencement address? Ho, Ho, Ho!