Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Cat Is My Co-Pilot

A tiger cat rides on the glareshield of a Cessna 172.

5 comments:

Angie said...

Beautiful cat. Dangerous seating.

Cujo359 said...

Having had many occasions to remove cats from the dashboard of my car while driving them to the vet, I can tell you there's no way to convince them that it's a lousy place to hang out.

BadTux said...

That is one chill cat. Just hangin' out, except during the landing, where he was like "wtf?" until the plane was on the ground and puttering down the runway. My guys absolutely freak out in a car, no way would I ever let them out of the kitty carrier...

Sarah said...

That is a great cat! Apparently she likes boat rides too. Here is another video with Iris' ear protection in action. She is way more patient and brave than my cats would be.

Anonymous said...

Very pretty kitty...but it doesn't like landings any better than I do!