Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

How to Lose in Afghanistan in One Easy Step

Let the Evangelicals make this a religious war by attempting to convert the Afghanis.

This needs to be stamped out, hard, and the soldiers involved, including the chaplains (if any), must be subjected to the maximum possible discipline, with full public airing of the proceedings. That may sound harsh, and it probably is. But if it is not done, then the Taliban will almost certainly cast the fight in Afghanistan as a religious war against the "Crusader invaders" and they will get a huge boost in recruiting and fund-raising.

This sort of stupid shit is almost guaranteed to cost some of our soldiers their lives, whether by a stronger Taliban or by Afghan locals not stepping in to warn our soldiers of Taliban activity.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Preaching to the pissed off choir here! Someone also needs to inform the dipshits that in Afghanistan, conversion out of Islam is called "apostasy" and is punishable by death. So they aren't handing out just Bibles...they are handing out death sentences. (Heyyyy...maybe they could get those to the RIGHT bad guys?)::::sits down on inner-sarcastic-optimist self::::::

Cujo359 said...

I'm part of the choir, also, it appears.

The last guy in Afghanistan who tried to convert should be all the warning anyone needs not to get caught trying to convert more people.