Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Badge-Toting Thieves of Texas

Do not travel through Texas while carrying anything of value, including cash or jewelry. For if you do, the cops will steal it from you and use their police powers to "legitimize" the theft.

I suspect that this goes on in a lot of places other than Texas. Using the fact that people have their children with them as a lever to force them to agree to the "seizure" is nothing short of a ransom demand.

This distinguishes the Texas cops from the Mexican Federales, how, exactly?

3 comments:

Justin Buist said...

I suspect that this goes on in a lot of places other than Texas.Yeah, it's national. Well, not this exact scheme, but stuff like it happens all across the country. The ATF has some real love for asset forfeiture laws.

Anonymous said...

Funny how the republicans equate taxes as the government pointing a gun at you and taking your money. Yet, they promote this to "get tough" on "crime."

Anonymous said...

Wow. These guys really do remind you of the "police or little people" comment in the film "Blade Runner."