Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 29, 2009

"Bing"??

Not Bing Crosby. Not the Bada Bing Strip Club. No, "Bing" is the name that Microsoft, the computer equivalent of the Forces of Darkness, has chosen for its new search engine.

What is amusing is that Microsoft is touting its new search engine as being "user friendly." Yeah, that's a real hoot. "Microsoft" and "user friendly" go together about as well as chocolate milk and cyanide.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Poor old uSoft never gets any respect. Their problem is their steaming pile of software known as an "operating system". In programming, like many other things, it is sometimes best to just start over with a clean sheet of paper.

Yes, I use a Mc. But I'm not preachy about it.

Choc milk & cyanide? Mmmmm, that almondy taste. I always think of that when I mistakenly sip hazelnut poisoned coffee.

Marc said...

"Bing" from MSFT sounds like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCITMfxvEc