Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 4, 2009

If You Think That the Germans Would Ever Vote "Johannes Hitler for Chancellor"

Then you might imagine why the GOP is even glancing at Jeb Bush for President in 2012.

The campaign slogans almost write themselves:

Bush 2012: Because Third Time's a Charm.

Bush 2012: There Has To Be One Competent President in the Family.

Jeb `12: He Really Is Smarter than Dubya.

Bush `12: Because You Can't Quit Us.
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2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

Bush --- or else you get Palin

5/04/2009 8:28 PM
Anonymous said...

Bush '12: Giving Obama 4 more.

5/04/2009 9:48 PM

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