Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, November 9, 2007

Right-Wing Scam Artists

The Minutemen. People are donating thousands of dollars to them to build a "high-tech border fence" and what they are building is a five-strand barbed wire fence that is designed to keep out those goddamn border-jumping bovines. The money is apparently going into the pockets of Chris Simcox, the founder of the group.

I guess he didn't get approved for an Amway distributorship.

(H/T to Badtux)
Posted by on or about 07:24

2 comments:

Lurch said...

"...The money is apparently going into the pockets of Chris Simcox, the founder of the group..."

Well, he is a Republican, after all.

11/10/2007 9:21 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Corruption and closeted gay sex are the two pillars of the modern GOP.

11/10/2007 8:51 PM

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