Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, November 9, 2007

Top Google Results

The Cranky Prof asks the question of bloggers: What five search terms in Google will get your blog to the top result?

Here are mine:

STC for machine guns
Stupie McFuckwit moron
Der Monkey Fuhrer idiocy
Agents intolerance Guiliani
George Gracie purr bomb

And a late addition, based on seeing someone else's search results on my stats thingamabob:

Bendology

If you do this, let me know in the comments section so I can see your results posted on your blog, OK?
Posted by on or about 13:01

1 comment:

Phil said...

Even though I feel a little silly, it does have its humor.
My results, in no particular order,
1. Semantic Horseshit

2. The cannibals are restless

3.What I an going to be when I grow up

4. Feeling like shit

And the most obvious goes to...

5. Ornery Bastard

11/09/2007 3:59 PM

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