Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Top Google Results

The Cranky Prof asks the question of bloggers: What five search terms in Google will get your blog to the top result?

Here are mine:

STC for machine guns
Stupie McFuckwit moron
Der Monkey Fuhrer idiocy
Agents intolerance Guiliani
George Gracie purr bomb

And a late addition, based on seeing someone else's search results on my stats thingamabob:

Bendology

If you do this, let me know in the comments section so I can see your results posted on your blog, OK?

1 comment:

Phil said...

Even though I feel a little silly, it does have its humor.
My results, in no particular order,
1. Semantic Horseshit

2. The cannibals are restless

3.What I an going to be when I grow up

4. Feeling like shit

And the most obvious goes to...

5. Ornery Bastard