Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, November 9, 2007

Democrats for Torture

These are the Democrats who accepted Michael Mukasey's greasy assurances about torture:

Charles Schumer-NY
Dianne Feinstein-CA
Evan Bayh-IN
Tom Carper-DE
Mary Landrieu-LA
Ben Nelson-NE

And, of course, Joe Lieberman, DINO-CT, but he doesn't really count. He's one of the most reliable butt-monkeys that Dick Cheney has in the Senate.

Joe Biden, Chris Dodd, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama couldn't be bothered with voting, I guess. Not that it would have made a difference, because with the loyal stooges in the GOP and the six "we're not too sure if waterboarding is torture" Democrats listed above, there were 53 votes for Mukasey.

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