Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Lufthansa--WRONG!

From the Munich Airport's website, discussing the L1049G Constellation on display there:

[The Constellation] was also the first passenger plane with a pressurized cabin.

Wrong.

The first pressurized airliner was the Boeing Stratoliner. To read an article about the last flight of the sole remaining Stratoliner, click here.

4 comments:

BadTux said...

Wow. Only 10 built. The chances of one of those surviving until 2003 were sure long ones, eh ?

Comrade Misfit said...

Especially since the survivors in the 1960s were being flown in SE Asia.

Lurch said...

A much prettier than the 377 Stratocruiser.

Comrade Misfit said...

The 377 was kind of ugly, no doubt.