Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Remember John Connally's "Eleven Million Dollar Delegate"?

Connally ran for president in 1980. He raised and spent $11 million and won one delegate. Rudy Giuliani did far worse in 2008, where he raised well over $50 million (and spent himself close to bankruptcy).

They're both eclipsed by Mayor McBig Gulp, who has spent half a billion dollars to win American Samoa.

Bloomberg ran ads everywhere he possibly could, to no avail.

Which gives me some hope for the life of American democracy, where an oligarch still can't buy a national election.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doomberg's three big mistakes.

1). Not getting in the race earlier
2). Believing his policies and ideology would play well anywhere outside of the sewer that is NYC.
3). Thinking money alone would get him elected.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

You and me both, lady. On this we can agree.