Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 16, 2020

Bill DeBlasio is Taller Than Trump, But Just as Dumb

He resisted taking any meaningful action to stop the spread of Covid-19 until his aides threatened to quit. Even though he finally ordered measures including shutting down all gyms, the fucker couldn't resist getting in one last workout.

That is one jaw-dropping Trump-grade failure of leadership.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

Who ever said it was in control?

Seems some have taken the approach to dying as
well, sooner or later, now party.


Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Trump said, up through yesterday, that it was under control. Tremendous control.

Eck! said...

Its like the cartoon of something hitting the fan.... oh yes, it was, Impotus.

I think the fan is covid-19.


Eck!