Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Pandemic Humor




The last one makes a valid point. I know that some people are going snakeshit from not being able to go out to eat or drink at their local watering holes or go clubbing or whatever.

Well, suck it up, snowflake. Imagine, if you will, that the virus is a Quisling cop or a SS man or a Gestapo agent, lurking around in the hopes that someone like you will show themselves so they can be arrested and sent to the concentration camps.

The virus is like that, only millions times smaller. It is no less capricious.

5 comments:

Glen Filthie said...

Well of course!

In the midst of a pandemic, when Nancy Pelosi and other nasty women are playing petty politics with life-saving Corona related spending and legislation - we must pause to dig up Old Nasty's corpse, and invoke the spectre of fascism!

You need to lay off the boxed wine, Auntie Misfit! HAR HAR HAR!

Comrade Misfit said...

Mr. Filthie: With all due respect, please disable your keyboard or just stick to posting on your own blog. You are making an utter fool of yourself.

CenterPuke88 said...

Interestingly, there are a number of scholarly articles on misogyny and latent homosexuality, and they also tie into a misogynist culture in the gay world. Food for thought.

dinthebeast said...

A comedian last night wondered whether the shelter in place orders would be more effective if a few dozen lions were set free in each community.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Dark Avenger said...

American Bison. With frickin lasers on the heads.