Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Heh. Heh. Heh.

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4 comments:

Wayne Wilson said...
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3/07/2020 6:56 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I'm not going to tolerate comments that even hint of pedophilia.

Red Card for a Trumpanzee who has a terminal infection of pendejovirus.

3/07/2020 7:18 PM
B said...

Someone has a good imagination.
Well done.

3/07/2020 8:05 PM
Ten Bears said...

Among the many unpublished stories I've sent to publishers down through the years who found them - a moon-sized hive of bees fleeing the solar system, tens of thousands of old people in million dollar motor homes stuck out on the high desert with no place to go and no way to get there - implausible and unrealistic, "not likely", the very first, a two pager, probably not more than a thousand words, was about a world-wide pandemic that only cigarrette smokers survive.

3/08/2020 9:44 AM

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