Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Heh. Heh. Heh.


Wayne Wilson said...
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Comrade Misfit said...

I'm not going to tolerate comments that even hint of pedophilia.

Red Card for a Trumpanzee who has a terminal infection of pendejovirus.

B said...

Someone has a good imagination.
Well done.

Ten Bears said...

Among the many unpublished stories I've sent to publishers down through the years who found them - a moon-sized hive of bees fleeing the solar system, tens of thousands of old people in million dollar motor homes stuck out on the high desert with no place to go and no way to get there - implausible and unrealistic, "not likely", the very first, a two pager, probably not more than a thousand words, was about a world-wide pandemic that only cigarrette smokers survive.