Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Heh. Heh. Heh.

4 comments:

Wayne Wilson said...
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Comrade Misfit said...

I'm not going to tolerate comments that even hint of pedophilia.

Red Card for a Trumpanzee who has a terminal infection of pendejovirus.

B said...

Someone has a good imagination.
Well done.

Ten Bears said...

Among the many unpublished stories I've sent to publishers down through the years who found them - a moon-sized hive of bees fleeing the solar system, tens of thousands of old people in million dollar motor homes stuck out on the high desert with no place to go and no way to get there - implausible and unrealistic, "not likely", the very first, a two pager, probably not more than a thousand words, was about a world-wide pandemic that only cigarrette smokers survive.