Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 16, 2020

The Age of Introverts

The recommendations are to engage in "social distancing": Stay out of crowds, avoid close contact with people. Stay at least six feet away from other people. In short, stay home and away from people.

This is the age of introverts.

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I'm an introvert

Tod Germanica said...

I've been touch deprived for many years. Now we all are.
And my masseuse retired to do a relative's child care so no touch at all.
Thang gad this is the Golden age of interweb pr0n, wright, wrankles?
As Woody Allen said 'masturbation is sex with someone I love.'

Antibubba said...

I've rejected the new directive--I'm sticking to my antisocial distancing.