Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

No Doubt That the Illuminati Made Him Drink

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was arrested in Texas on a misdemeanor charge of driving while intoxicated after his wife called police to their house over an argument, according to court records released Tuesday.

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

No, Comrade, we put a hex on him 😈

Eck! said...

No, He put a hex on him...

IF you not anchored in reality your boat will float away.


Eck!

dinthebeast said...

Maybe he drank some of the snake oil he sells and it didn't sit well with him.

-Doug in Oakland

dinthebeast said...

Now the damn fool is selling colloidal silver toothpaste that he says will kill the coronavirus.

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/alex-jones-toothpaste-coronavirus-220055503.html

-Doug in Oakland