Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Another Conspiracy Theory (ie, "Wingnut") Lie Falls

COVID-19 is not a bioweapon.

But those who are soft in the head will continue to believe it.

For COVID-19, by the way, "19" refers to the year it was discovered. It's not the 19th iteration of coronavirus, OxyBoy.

7 comments:

Z@X said...

"Here comes your COVID-19th nervous breakdown ..."

Ten Bears said...

One of the profess-ors over at Pretentious, Pop-Pistols and Peanuts has declared it The Trump Virus.

I do find it curious the virus doesn’t seem to be showing up in Russia. Or that O blood-types are seemingly more resistant to the virus. Or that it may be the mating of two strains of viri, both of whom under study in labs not just in China but here in the US as well as Russia and Israel. That Mara Largo, the Trump Party Plaza, for all its glitter nothing more than a sleezy-ass restaurant/hotel with illegals out back, was one of the introductory vectors.

Let’s not get distracted by the bimbo without underwear, the virus has quite literally been introduced into the upper echelons of pretty much every western government. Who gains from this?

Eck! said...
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Eck! said...

Lets just admit as a bio weapon its poorly aimed slow to work and kills
the attacker indiscriminately.

By the usual criteria it is a really poor weapon.

Oxyboy is likely in need of supplemental O2, his brain is still
not working.

Eck!

B said...

Anyone who thinks that Limbaugh is "news" probably thinks Alex is news too. It's like thinking that NPR isn't biased

If you think they are more than an giant Op-Ed (or just plain entertainment) then you are either mentally deficient or simply not paying attention.

dinthebeast said...

"If you think they are more than an giant Op-Ed (or just plain entertainment) then you are either mentally deficient or simply not paying attention."

Unfortunately, millions upon millions of otherwise seemingly functional people take that stuff seriously and believe it. That, unfortunately, is to be expected.

The part I don't like is that the purveyors of this nonsense know this and push it anyway, greatly enriching themselves in the process, and at the expense of the functioning of the republic.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Eck! said...

Doug,

You nailed it. Its about branding and profit.

Considering the subject a trip out back with a willow stick
or the whole damn tree and beaten until they stop screaming
is about right.

Eck!