Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Your Sunday Morning Rocket Noise

Tomahawk launches:


There were a number of reasons why I opted to pull the pin and get out well short of retirement. Tomahawk, especially the TLAM-N/A version, was among them.

5 comments:

deadstick said...

Hope you'll expand on that...

Tod Germanica said...

The missile made you leave the service? This trump distraction move is brilliant! As good as bombing an aspirin factory and just as expensive to US taxpayers. Nice that Trump warned his Russian friends before cratering the tarmac so he didn't kill the night watchmen like Clinton did. From pictures it appears we were also careful to spare Vlad's expensive Su-25 Frogfoot close support aircraft. The airfield was back in operation the next day. trump cooked this up with bff Putin and the media ate it up. Bombing shit proved popular so look for trump to do lots more. Let's hope he continues to warn the bombees before bombing so no lives will be lost-only millions and millions of taxpayer dollars.

Comrade Misfit said...

Tod, it was a factor, but not the only one.

Deadstick, I did not want to have anything to do with the strategic weapons programs. When I went in, it was easy to do that (stay the hell away from anything to do with the bubbleheads), but the Tomahawk program changed all that.

Tod Germanica said...

My mistake-they were old Su-22s and 4 were destroyed but none of trump's Russian comrades were harmed: https://warisboring.com/u-s-cruise-missiles-struck-syrian-base-with-impressive-precision/

Ten Bears said...

Spent sixty million dollars bombing the shit out of an empty parking is good business.