Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, April 20, 2017

The Post Office is Missing a Yuge Opportunity

They ought to sell stamps such at this:


Think of the uses! Paying bills. Mailing off alimony checks. And think of how many people would send off letters to politicians if there were suitable stamps for expressing one's opinion of them! Why, a stamp such as this one could double or triple the mail to Congress, not to mention state legislatures!

3 comments:

hans said...

Too good not to steal. Thank you!!
https://hanshowe.org/2017/04/20/the-post-office-is-missing-a-yuge-opportunity/

D. said...

Not gonna steal; definitely gonna link. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Good idea, the sales could likely be used to pay off the national debt. Stamps like these are for paying for bills for example.