Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 27, 2007

GOP Morality, Part MCXIV

Sen. Larry Craig pled out to disorderly conduct rather than go to trial on lewd behavior, or some such charge.

I don't know where we would go for comic relief without these guys from the self-styled "party of morals."

Wait, don't tell me, let me guess: He's gotten closer to Jesus as a result of this.

You know, for a party that has, as a central plank in its platform, a rabid hatred of gay marriage, there sure seems to be an awful lot of male homosexuals in the GOP.

I think they all need some serious therapy to get over this self-hatred they seem to be afflicted with.

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