Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 27, 2007

GOP Morality, Part MCXIV

Sen. Larry Craig pled out to disorderly conduct rather than go to trial on lewd behavior, or some such charge.

I don't know where we would go for comic relief without these guys from the self-styled "party of morals."

Wait, don't tell me, let me guess: He's gotten closer to Jesus as a result of this.

You know, for a party that has, as a central plank in its platform, a rabid hatred of gay marriage, there sure seems to be an awful lot of male homosexuals in the GOP.

I think they all need some serious therapy to get over this self-hatred they seem to be afflicted with.

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