Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Flies!

It was a little hard getting anything done last night. A fly got into my apartment and that meant, as far as two of my cats were concerned, that hunting season was open (the third cat doesn't seem to give a shit). The fly would buzz around, the cats were tracking it and if it got near ground level, they'd try to get it. That process included leaping across furniture (and me).

After awhile, the fly vanished, so either one of the cats killed it, the fly blundered into the web of the "daddy longlegs" in the bathroom or it made its escape. If George was the cat who caught it, it became a snack.

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