Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 17, 2007

Seine Papeiren, Bitte, Mein Herr

Feds seek to ram their national identity card Real ID card down the throats of all Americans.

My initial reaction is this:

With all due respect, Secretary Chertoff:

Go fuck yourself.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Fuck you and your fellow fascists in the Department of Reich Homeland Security.

Fuck you and everybody who looks like you.

Oh, and by the way, the above also applies to all you crypto-totalitarians at the Heritage Foundation. Every last mother-stabbing father-raping one of you.

I may have more to say when I've calmed down a bit.

And if I've screwed up on the German, well, tough shit. You got the point.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know, you really need to get past this gentility thing and begin to express the real you...

Comrade Misfit said...

I know. I've been told that I should learn to stop supressing my feelings and "let it flow."