Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Listen to Yourself, Chimpy!

This nugget of advice was contained in a story in today's Washington Post:

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"The fundamental question is: Will the government respond to the demands of the people?" Bush said. Stopping short of directly endorsing Maliki, as he has on several previous occasions, Bush continued, "If the government doesn't respond to the demands of the people, they will replace the government."

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No shit. The Repulsivans and the Dumbercrats had better take that advice on board, too. The American people spoke pretty plainly last November: This war needs to be concluded and sooner rather than later. The opinion polls consistently convey the same message.

So why is it that the only person immune from the requirement that the "government respond to the demands of the people" is Der Monkey Fuhrer? Why is he the only one in the picture who gets to operate as though he was handed a mandate from God?

Oh, that's right. He thinks he was handed a mandate from God. So what we have is a president who is both ignorant and batshit crazy.

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