Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Oh, Give Me a Fucking Break!

Sen. Cornyn says that the environment in D.C. has become "hyperpartisan."

What a crock of shit. The party that wrote the book on hyperpartisanship, the administration that, instead of using the 9/11 attacks to bring the country together, used them as a partisan wedge issue, now complains about the partisan atmosphere in Washington.

This is like a Gilded Age steel tycoon complaining about the smog and smoke in the vicinity of his steel plants and not acknowledging his part in the creation of the bad air.

The amazing thing is that anyone takes them seriously.

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