Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Feeling Sorry for Folks

If you saw this video of the beauty contestant blowing her answer, then maybe you'll understand why, besides having a good laugh, we should feel a little sorry for her.

She's a teenager, which means that she has a life expectancy of about 65 more years or so. For all of those years, whenever it comes to light that she was Miss Teen South Carolina of 2007, that video is going to come up in a search. Her great-grandchildren are going to be laughing at her.

That has got to suck.

(And if you thought "blowing her answer" was a sexual reference, gitchermindouttadagutter.)

2 comments:

LBJ said...

She's probably as dumb as a brick but she was also pretty darn nervous. I once played one of the witches in MacBeth for a college play and I drew a complete blank on my line and all I could come up with was "double double toil and trouble. . cauldron burn. . . and. . . .Barney Rubble".

Thank God there wasn't You Tube back then.

Comrade Misfit said...

"double double toil and trouble. . cauldron burn. . . and. . . .Barney Rubble".

You came really close to having to buy me a new keyboard!

At least it rhymed. :)