Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 27, 2007

Alberto, Lying to the Last Minute

From the New York Times:

"On Saturday night Mr. Gonzales was contacted by his press spokesman to ask how the department should respond to inquiries from reporters about rumors of his resignation, and he told the spokesman to deny the reports."

What a lying dishonest piece of work that man is. It's not that he can't handle the truth, he wouldn't know what "truth" is if you engraved the definition of the word on a baseball bat and smacked him in the head with it.

It's going to be interesting to see who they can dragoon into doing the job of Attorney General. It's akin to the captain of the RMS Titanic handing his command off to his relief after smacking the iceberg.

The only thing to keep in mind is that it should come as no surprise if Der Monkey Fuhrer nominates an even more dishonest and grovelling hack than Gonzalez.

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