Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, May 12, 2017

Diarrhea of the Mouth

Trump admitted that "the Russia thing" was one of the reasons he fired Comey. Another reason was that people were paying too much attention to Comey, the same offense that got Steve Bannon and Kellyanne Conway exiled to offices in the sub-basement.

Can you imagine Nixon telling a reporter "yeah, I fired Cox because he was investigating the fake Watergate break-in"?

Normally, I'd be snarking about Trump's claim to have authored the phrase "priming the pump," a phase that, when used in an economic content, was around before he was spawned. But this week, that seems like pretty small beer when compared to attempting to kill off the investigation of Trump's ties with Russia.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

The "priming the pump" thing is just another clear example of the narcissistic, self-promoting con-man we have "elected". The open question is how many more policy missteps and failures the R's will tolerate before they realize their window is about to slam shut and Pence's palace coup occurs.

Ten Bears said...

Pence and Sessions. That is a problem.

Be careful what we wish for. Nixon walked away and left an entire adminstration in place, fostering the careers of such notables as Cheney and Rumsfeld. The Constitutional Crisis isn't just Drumpf uck.

dinthebeast said...

I just read one suggestion that we win back both chambers in the midterms and impeach both of then simultaneously (Pence has lied his ass off also) then pressure president Pelosi to appoint someone viable as veep before resigning.
Among the obvious examples of trolling for this fantasy scenario was Merrick Garland...

-Doug in Oakland