Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Yes, I Know It's a Commercial

It's still funny.

3 comments:

OldAFSarge said...

Hahaha!

Love it.

deadstick said...

Exquisite.

BadTux said...

Let's see: Cat on laptop computer you're trying to use, check.
Cat on book you're trying to read, check.
Cat on clean laundry, check.
Cat in favorite chair, check.
Cat unwinding your toilet paper, check.
Cat trying to get your attention and grab you with his paw to feed him, check.

Yep, it's got cats in it!