Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
1 comment:
Gee, when I wuz a kid, it was mobsters and CP members "taking the Fifth". Now it's the fine, upstanding folk of the party of Lincoln and Eisenhower, the principled backbone of this country's business interests. The principles and patriotism of pond scum or maybe whale shit.
A) Don't these people have any appreciation for how this looks?
B) Doesn't the party base have any revulsion for the swamp the party's "somehow" ended up in. Aren't they beginning to want to take a shower when someone asks their party, and they reply Republican. Like waking up after a bender to find you've married a harridan with a most ugly family....
OTOH, you still meet Germans who think they are "super" people with the answers even if they shy away from the master race tag. Ditto with Southerners (or Northerners) and race.
But why oh why would anyone want to embrace the downward path. It's like shooting up Fentanyl.
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