Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Extra Caturday

Because cats can be dicks.

Posted by on or about 18:12
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3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

We had a kitten for a while that liked to play Briana's bass. She'd leave it leaning against her amp and the kitten would paw at the strings to play it, get bored with that, climb on top of the amp, and reach around the neck to play it from up there.

-Doug in Oakland

5/17/2017 9:03 PM
w3ski said...

Cats can be so much trouble when you want to do something other than 'cat'.
We take the dog for an afternoon walk, up the easy part of our road. Up to 3 cats will walk with us.
One cat walks with us but continually zig zags from the dog to us and back, with a head butt and a meow, and then stops.
Even the dog is tired of that stuff now. The cat has become a moving road block.
w3ski

5/18/2017 12:38 PM
BadTux said...

My cat will "play" my guitars. It's fun until you look at the soundboard and realize that most of those scratches on it are from his claws. SIGH. Oh well, at least they're cheap guitars.

5/19/2017 1:34 AM

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