Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, May 19, 2017

Goombye, Carlos Danger

Former congressman Anthony Weiner, whose penchant for sexting strangers online ended his political career and led to an investigation that upended the presidential race, will appear in federal court Friday to plead guilty to charges in connection with his online communications with a 15-year-old girl in North Carolina, officials said.

A law enforcement official said Weiner has agreed to plead guilty to a charge of transferring obscene material to a minor.
Don't let the cell door hit you in the ass, Tony.

UPDATE: About fucking time, Huma.

2 comments:

D. said...

Also, he had to drop out of the New York City mayoral race. (Which is, in the main scheme of things, small potatoes.)

If it were not for smartphones, he'd have to jump out of bushes and expose himself. (And would have been caught sooner.)

Casglwr said...

>"If it were not for smartphones, he'd have to jump out >of bushes and expose himself. "

Years & years ago, while cycling through a local park, I came across a poloroid of a naked man thumbtacked to a tree on the side of the path.
I looked across the other side of the road, but didnt see any sign of the fellow, although in retrospect, he would have likely been far enough back to need binoculars or a telephoto lens to clearly see faces.