Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Was Melania Trump Ratfucked?

Infidel753 thinks it's possible. For another part of it seemed to come from another source.

Her lines:
He will never, ever, give up. And, most importantly, he will never, ever, let you down.
I guess he's not promising that he won't run around and desert you.

4 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

At least she didn't say that for the first time in her life, she's proud of America.

deadstick said...

"Rickroll" was the #12 trending search on Google yesterday.

Infidel753 said...

And I'm not buying the Meredith McIver explanation. First off, if she were really responsible, there's not a chance Trump would have kept her in her job. Second, her description of what happened doesn't seem plausible, and doesn't account for the "Rick Roll" part at all. I guess they'd rather admit to a screw-up than to an intentional saboteur in the ranks.

Thanks for the linkage on Sunday, by the way.

Joe said...

I'm on Melania's side -- she never asked for this.

The rickroll is exactly the sort of mistake a European her age would make. When I'm speaking French, I accidentally quote old pop songs all the time, and it provokes laughter all around. In private, that counts as pleasant, entertaining conversation.