Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Was Melania Trump Ratfucked?

Infidel753 thinks it's possible. For another part of it seemed to come from another source.

Her lines:
He will never, ever, give up. And, most importantly, he will never, ever, let you down.
I guess he's not promising that he won't run around and desert you.

4 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

At least she didn't say that for the first time in her life, she's proud of America.

deadstick said...

"Rickroll" was the #12 trending search on Google yesterday.

Infidel753 said...

And I'm not buying the Meredith McIver explanation. First off, if she were really responsible, there's not a chance Trump would have kept her in her job. Second, her description of what happened doesn't seem plausible, and doesn't account for the "Rick Roll" part at all. I guess they'd rather admit to a screw-up than to an intentional saboteur in the ranks.

Thanks for the linkage on Sunday, by the way.

Joe said...

I'm on Melania's side -- she never asked for this.

The rickroll is exactly the sort of mistake a European her age would make. When I'm speaking French, I accidentally quote old pop songs all the time, and it provokes laughter all around. In private, that counts as pleasant, entertaining conversation.