Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Caturday

A new-resident Shelter kitten makes his own fun while he and his littermates wait out the intake quarantine.



Look at the size of his paws. He's a polydactyl kitten on all four paws. And before you ask, he has a prospective home.

5 comments:

Joe said...

Good to see he's using the time productively. Familiarity with office supplies looks good on a résumé.

zdogk9 said...

What are you naming him?

Comrade Misfit said...

Not mine. His shelter-name is Pierre.

BadTux said...

His name should be Mittens.

wolfbitch said...

Somebody needs to tell his new owner that many polydactyl cats are Maine Coon Cats. Which means, this "little" guy is likely to grow much larger and mature much later than other cats.

I would take him in a heartbeat.