Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, July 25, 2016

In What Alternate Universe Does This Make Sense?

US internet firm Yahoo will be sold to American telecoms firm Verizon Communications for nearly $5bn (£3.8bn) in cash.
Microsoft has to be pleased that its bid to buy Yahoo eight years ago for nearly nine times as much cratered.

In which lunatic asylum was this deal hatched? I have had one Yahoo account; to call it "spam-ridden" would have been an understatement. The last time that Yahoo mattered as a search engine was when a Clinton was president.

Some troll of a banker is getting filthy rich from this deal. That's the only way it makes sense-- another corrupt bit of financial chicanery.

Wonder if Goldman Sachs is involved....

5 comments:

mark.smeraldi said...

This is just Verizon doing what they do best- confusing having lots of money with being smart. These mooks also bought AOL for 4.1 billion in an ill-fated attempt to penetrate the millenial video-streaming market.

bearsense said...

Like your Yahoo e-mail account, my Verizon account damn near wore out my "delete" key.

Comrade Misfit said...

I've got a used vibrator that I'll sell to Verizon for $1.5 billion. It'd be more useful to their top brass than Yahoo will be.

Anonymous said...

Marissa Meyer = a poor man's Carly Fiorina?

Mark Rossmore said...

Yahoo itself is likely worthless, but it does own a variety of sub-companies that may add up to that value. One of them--Flurry Analytics--was bought by Yahoo a couple of years ago. They make metrics/usage-tracking software used in thousands of apps.