Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, July 29, 2016

Well, Bundy is Half-Right.

Apparently from his more recent court filings:
Malheur National Wildlife Refuge occupier Ryan Bundy filed a series of court motions late Thursday, declaring himself a sovereign citizen who isn’t subject to federal laws.

Bundy, who is representing himself in the conspiracy case against the refuge occupiers, declares himself an “idiot of the ‘Legal Society’” and not subject to federal law, according to the documents.
Where has this sort of puke-filled argument ever worked?

When this case goes to trial, if the jury is out for more than an hour, it'll likely be because it took them 45 minutes to stop laughing.

3 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

I love the Bundys. They are the comedic gift that keeps on giving. If's like having a subscription to the joke factory.

bearsense said...

I've heard of insanity pleas, but never a plea due to idiocy.
(He's certainly got it right, eh ?)

hans said...

if it goes to the jury at, say, 11am, it'll take 'em maybe 2 hours, depending on how good the lunches are... after 1pm, maybe 10 minutes