Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, July 29, 2016

Well, Bundy is Half-Right.

Apparently from his more recent court filings:
Malheur National Wildlife Refuge occupier Ryan Bundy filed a series of court motions late Thursday, declaring himself a sovereign citizen who isn’t subject to federal laws.

Bundy, who is representing himself in the conspiracy case against the refuge occupiers, declares himself an “idiot of the ‘Legal Society’” and not subject to federal law, according to the documents.
Where has this sort of puke-filled argument ever worked?

When this case goes to trial, if the jury is out for more than an hour, it'll likely be because it took them 45 minutes to stop laughing.

3 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

I love the Bundys. They are the comedic gift that keeps on giving. If's like having a subscription to the joke factory.

bearsense said...

I've heard of insanity pleas, but never a plea due to idiocy.
(He's certainly got it right, eh ?)

hans said...

if it goes to the jury at, say, 11am, it'll take 'em maybe 2 hours, depending on how good the lunches are... after 1pm, maybe 10 minutes