Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, July 18, 2016

Why I've Been Using That Tag

Hear, hear!

4 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Perhaps a slight change...a small S&W revolver with the Hillary tag and a Desert Eagle .50 or a Glock 18 for tRump?

Joe said...

Maybe. What's the most overpriced, unreliable, built-just-for-looks pistol on the market?

Stewart Dean said...

There's two mangled adages that come up in this kind of situation:
#1: We're up to our ankles in pygmies
#2: We're confronted by evil of two lessers

Comrade Misfit said...

The Donald would have a gold-plated Desert Eagle.