Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

See You on Thursday



Posted by on or about 21:48

4 comments:

LRod said...

I so remember the F-104 "High Flight". I never, ever turned the TV off in the middle of it. I saw it probably hundreds of times.

And I love your "EEEEEEEEEEEEE,etc." I knew exactly what you meant and frankly, in my head, it sounded exactly like that.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired
My latest web creation: ZJX Alumni site celebrating everyone who ever worked there (Jacksonville ARTCC, Hilliard, FL).

1/17/2012 10:39 PM
Phil said...

Great minds think alike my dear....



http://ornerybastard.blogspot.com/2012/01/fuck-you-you-rotten-motherfuckers.html

1/17/2012 11:12 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Busted, wait'll you see tomorrow's announcement.

1/18/2012 7:06 AM
Anonymous said...

Apropos EE...,

The EE lightning climbed faster, to a higher altitude, and flew faster than the F104. The EE Lightning is the only Nato fighter that scrambled, intercepted and overtook the Concorde at 60,000+ feet in a tailchase. It has intercepted a U2 at 88,000 feet, where both were in coffin corner.

OK, it's a cramped cockpit (for me) and it's barely armed, the radar range is short and the own range is short, but it was only meant to incept TU95 Bears off the Faroes.

1/18/2012 7:30 AM

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