Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Forecast: Light Blogging

Keep yourselves occupied, OK. I'm short of time and opportunity fo blogging for a few days Nothing to worry about.

Try not to wreck the Internet in the meantime, kids.
Posted by on or about 21:26
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4 comments:

North said...

Will be on standby!

8/22/2011 9:45 PM
Mule Breath said...

Been there.

Hell, I *am* there.

But I'll be watching.

8/22/2011 9:51 PM
Stewart Dean said...

Did she leave the charge card?

8/23/2011 6:56 AM
Nangleator said...

Be careful if you wander. I've heard there are naughty pictures out there.

8/23/2011 8:36 AM

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