Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

You Know You Are in Trouble When Your Lawyer Gives You This Advice

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S O said...

No joke; I once got into deep trouble when I asked a client of our consultants company "why did you do this?".

The client had not only wasted subsidy money, he even broke a rule by doing so.

I was so astonished at his expectation that I would help him to cover his mess up and at the fact that at least three persons must have known and tolerated the mess that I wasn't on guard and asked him that simple question.

I was a fool. I was thinking I had been hired to work in the interest of the taxpayer when in fact I had been hired to make some bureaucrat in a federal ministry look good so he can get his promotion.

1/06/2011 12:53 PM

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