Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 22, 2011

So, You Think It's Cold in Atlanta?

It was -46F in International Falls, Minnesota yesterday.

That's why Sears went there for a commercial in the 1970s:

Right now it is a balmy -26F at the International Falls Airport (KINL).

3 comments:

Sarah said...: Yeah once it gets to -20F it doesn't really matter. Unless you're trying to start an engine. When it's about -39 it doesn't even matter whether you prefer F or C.; 1/22/2011 8:10 PM
BadTux said...: It was 75F here in Santa Clara (CA) yesterday.

I have no idea why people live in Minneosota, the weather there isn't fit for penguins :).

- Badtux the Toasty Penguin; 1/23/2011 1:55 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: -13F here when I got up. I waited until Noon, when it had warmed up to 14F, before I went out to get the paper and go grocery shopping.; 1/23/2011 2:36 PM