Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 19, 2010

Bartender, Gimme a Brain Bleach, and Make It a Double!

Penis pants:Tase-on-Sight orders have been issued.
Posted by on or about 15:55

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That designer has done a wonderful job of cutting off at the knees several years of progress for gay rights. I'd like to read the designer's reasons (justification?) for that piece of ______?

3/19/2010 5:11 PM
montag said...

Runway models earn every penny they get for having to swallow their pride and wear crap like that. I wouldn't put that on a Republican.

3/19/2010 7:38 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Montag, oh, I would do that. Can you imagine John Boehner in those penis pants, with his faded orange skin showing under that stupid hat?

3/19/2010 9:40 PM

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