Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
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Look, they're mostly Republicans around them thare parts. And we all know what that means: It ain't "Biblical values" these cretins are attached to. It's closets. Closets the size of friggin' McMansions. Closets that for some reason they're so attached to that anything that might look like a closet door has to be squashed immediately or... or... they go the same way as Ted Haggard, yo!
Or as I pointed out on another blog, the male school board members who made this decision probably own .454 Casulls, they bought the big gun because both they and their wife weren't satisfied with their small one. And the prune-faced women on the board who voted for this? Really, they need some sex. I'm sure you could introduce them to some sex toys that might make them a little less jealous of young girls who are getting some girl-on-girl action, or maybe we could just procure them some boy toys, you think Jeff Gannon is still available for that trade? Oh wait, he was another one of those Republicans who went the other way, that's right!
Me, I sorta think gay sex is squicky, but y'know, what folks do in the privacy of their own bedroom ain't none of my business and if some girl wants to dress up in a tuxedo, what skin is it offa my back? But then, I'm sorta funny that way -- I'm a live and let live kinda guy, if you ain't hurtin' nobody it ain't no business of mine, and I can't see who a tuxedo is gonna hurt -- what, it's gonna whip off this girl's body and go out and start slashing prom-goers' throats? Puh-LEEEZE! Some folks just need to get their panties out of a wad and mind their own goldurn business, gosh durn it...
-- Badtux the MYOB Penguin
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