Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 19, 2010

Yet Another For the Cranky Prof

Who has been feeling a bit sub-par of late:

demotivational posters
It would have been nice, though, if the creator had a spell-checker for "apocalypse".

Somebody also might want to tell the shooter that overlapping the thumb of her support hand across the back of her shooting hand is not a very good idea when one is firing an automatic. With a decent two-handed grip (not holding one's wrist, as she is apparently doing), overlapping the thumb is a great way of getting it smashed as the slide comes back.
Posted by on or about 20:24

1 comment:

Phil said...

Sound it out: uh pokka lips

See? There's no lisp in it.

3/19/2010 9:28 PM

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